Federal and state law enforcement want to remind you that the Volstead Act still stands regardless of the fact that it is New Years! That society gal you've been dancing with? She's an undercover agent. The coronet player in the orchestra- he's undercover too. You WILL be caught!
And for those of you planning 'church meetings' on New Years Eve-- you'll find yourself short of sacramental wine, we just seized 20,000 gallons which we currently have under lock and key.
Just to keep things safe all motor vehicles will be barred on Broadway (between Third and Ninth) and on Sixth Street (between Main and Hill). You may now safely wander all over the streets so long as you stay off the streetcar tracks. They'll be running as usual.
